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Outlaws by Dnevnik
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Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39
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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. 'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.'
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Pridružen/-a: 04.11. 2006, 19:20
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Au, au, au
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Zho
Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39
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Au, au, au
Že nazaj z dopusta?
Ravno pravi čas za spremljanje predvolilnega cirkusa! Nekaj akterjev bi bilo najbolje posaditi na oni WC in pritisniti ATR!
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Čukica
Pridružen/-a: 04.11. 2006, 19:20
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| Objavljeno: 28 Avg 2008 19:56 Naslov sporočila: |
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Au, au, au
Že nazaj z dopusta?
Ravno pravi čas za spremljanje predvolilnega cirkusa! Nekaj akterjev bi bilo najbolje posaditi na oni WC in pritisniti ATR!
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Že, tudi dopusta se človek preobje. Sicer je pa že stari Eisenhower pravil: Plaene sind nichts, Planung ist alles.  |
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mala malca
Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 04:56
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| Objavljeno: 29 Avg 2008 00:13 Naslov sporočila: |
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Au, au, au
Že nazaj z dopusta?
Ravno pravi čas za spremljanje predvolilnega cirkusa! Nekaj akterjev bi bilo najbolje posaditi na oni WC in pritisniti ATR!
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čemu?'sej eni nimajo jajc..sam gobec...
sosedi se na štenga pomenkujete...vesta,draga soseda,moj mož je pa 100% impotenten....
hja,odvrne druga,to ni nič,moj je 200% impotenten
ah,dejte no,soseda,sej to ni možno...
je,je,zadnč je padu po štengah in si odgriznil jezik...
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Hja,prjatu,če bi ti jaz povedu kako je v Rusiji ,bi bil ti na drugi strani,bi bili naš sovražnik,te sedaj ne bi bilo...
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