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Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39
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Nazadnje urejal/a Zho 15 Nov 2015 10:21; skupaj popravljeno 1 krat |
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Zho
Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39
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| Objavljeno: 15 Sep 2015 09:13 Naslov sporočila: preference |
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After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have
some hot Wings and ice tea.
After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck
in an elevator with.
I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators".
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Zho
Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39
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| Objavljeno: 13 Nov 2015 09:19 Naslov sporočila: Ljubeči par |
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A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died when he was 98. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, " Let him dig. I had him buried upside down ... and I know he won't ask me for direction."
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Zho
Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39
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| Objavljeno: 15 Nov 2015 10:20 Naslov sporočila: Chiefs bike |
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Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, in their language, when he realizes that the one thing he never really taught them much was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response.
They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
The chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes.
As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly says, "Man riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both.
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
And the chief replies, ”My bike."
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Zho
Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39
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| Objavljeno: 16 Nov 2015 09:48 Naslov sporočila: Zveni nekam znano? |
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Zho
Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39
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| Objavljeno: 16 Nov 2015 10:04 Naslov sporočila: premaknjeno |
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Nazadnje urejal/a Zho 19 Nov 2015 12:10; skupaj popravljeno 1 krat |
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Čukica
Pridružen/-a: 04.11. 2006, 19:20
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| Objavljeno: 16 Nov 2015 19:31 Naslov sporočila: |
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To pa bi bolj pasalo pod "tragika" kot "šale".
Si predstavljaš, kaj bi sedaj pisal naš pokojni kamerad? |
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Zho
Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39
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| Objavljeno: 17 Nov 2015 14:52 Naslov sporočila: |
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To pa bi bolj pasalo pod "tragika" kot "šale".
Si predstavljaš, kaj bi sedaj pisal naš pokojni kamerad? |
Se opravičujem, imaš popolnoma prav. Prestavim!
Si se pa vsaj oglasila. LP |
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