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Outlaws by Dnevnik
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Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39
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 Objavljeno: 28 Okt 2007 10:19 Naslov sporočila: Irski humor... |
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A young girl from Donegal, Ireland, leaves home to find work in the bright lights of London.
She comes home six months later and steps out of a taxi wearing a full-length mink coat.
"Begorrah, Colleen, says her mother. Tis a lovely soft coat yer wearin' an' it looks so expensive. Where did ye get that?" Colleen replies, Sure now, I won it at the bingo. Don't they have wonderful prizes in London?
When the weekend's over, Colleen returns to the bright lights, but she's back to visit her mom a few months later. This time, when she steps out of the taxi, she's wearing a beautiful gold wristwatch and a large diamond ring. Same exchange with Mom...same "Won it at bingo!"
Colleen returns to the bright lights again. A few months later, she's back. This time she's sporting a beautiful emerald and diamond necklace with matching bracelet and earrings. She hands her mother 1,000 pounds and explains that she won it all in bingo. Then she asks Mom to run her a bath as she needs to freshen up.
When Colleen gets to the washroom, there's only a quarter inch of hot water in the bathtub. Colleen, a wee bit peeved at her Mom, for being so cheap with the hot water after being handed 1,000 pounds, calls downstairs,"Mom"! sure now, didn't I ask you to run me a bath? There's only a quarter inch of water in the tub!"
“Indade there is, me darlin,” replies her Mom,
“but we don't want ye gettin' yer bingo card wet, now do we?”
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Zho
Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39
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| Objavljeno: 03 Nov 2007 09:08 Naslov sporočila: fookin' candle |
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Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.
The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?'
She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'
The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?'
She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'
The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.'
She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.'
They then parted ways.
Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?'
She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?'
She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!'
The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?'
She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle.'
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