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Outlaws by Dnevnik
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Zho
Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39
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 Objavljeno: 06 Nov 2008 08:20 Naslov sporočila: Človekove pravice |
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Down south, Bubba called an attorney and asked, 'Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer?'
'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer.
'And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, mista Lawyer?'
'Sure is, Bubba.'
'And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?'
'Yep.'
'And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?'
'That's right,' said the lawyer. 'But why are you asking?'
'Well, I was thinkin... What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?'
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mala malca
Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 04:56
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| Objavljeno: 06 Nov 2008 16:50 Naslov sporočila: Re: Človekove pravice |
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Down south, Bubba called an attorney and asked, 'Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer?'
'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer.
'And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, mista Lawyer?'
'Sure is, Bubba.'
'And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?'
'Yep.'
'And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?'
'That's right,' said the lawyer. 'But why are you asking?'
'Well, I was thinkin... What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?'
DISILLUSION |
ma ne vem...budov lojer bi mu hit dokazal da je ponoč vsaka krava črna 
če je pa še kk pir zraven,tolk bolj 
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Hja,prjatu,če bi ti jaz povedu kako je v Rusiji ,bi bil ti na drugi strani,bi bili naš sovražnik,te sedaj ne bi bilo...
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Zho
Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39
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| Objavljeno: 06 Nov 2008 18:22 Naslov sporočila: Re: Človekove pravice |
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ma ne vem...budov lojer bi mu hit dokazal da je ponoč vsaka krava črna
če je pa še kk pir zraven,tolk bolj |
Jani, ko sva že pri pivu, pa poglejva še en vic, ki se tudi nanaša na pir:
V majhno pivnico nendoma vstopi gorila in ne meneč se za zijala sede za pult ter naroči: “Eno pivo, pa veliko prosim”!
Točaj pogleda debelo, a vendar postreže nenavadnega gosta.
“In koliko to stane?”, povpraša gorila.
“Pet EUR”, mu odgovori točaj.
Gorila godrnjaje privleče denar in položi zahtevani znesek na mizo.
Pa se točaj ojunači in ogovori nenavadnega gosta: “Veste, k nam ne zaide prav dosti goril, pravzaprav ste vi prvi”.
“Nič čudnega… pri takih cenah”, mu zabrusi gorila.
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