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Zho · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39 Prispevkov: 824

23.11.2014
An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to build up a stock of his blood type for transfusion. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood and it couldn't be found locally, the call went out globally.

Finally a Scotsman was located who had the same blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW 5 series, a diamond encrusted Rolex and £50,000.

A couple of days later, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.
His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of chocolates. The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.

He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me fabulous gifts and loads of money, but you only gave me a thank-you card and a box of chocolates".

To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".

Čukica · Pridružen/-a: 04.11. 2006, 19:20 Prispevkov: 2810

O, pa George je še živ :)
Tudi jaz vem enega. "Strokovnega".

Računovodja v nekem podjetju je vsak dan, ko je prišel v pisarno, najprej odklenil predalček v pisalni mizi, nekaj pogledal in hitro zaklenil nazaj. In tako iz dneva v dan, iz leta v leto.

Sodelavce je mučila radovednost, kaj ima v predalu, a ga niso upali vprašati. In ko je po dolgih letih odšel v pokoj, so naslednji dan vsi planili k njegovi mizi. In v predalu je pisalo: Debet je pri oknu.