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Zho · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39 Prispevkov: 824

Najprej: TGW
Nato: Jezik je izdajalec - dva primera

1. Čas in mesto pomote sta slučajna, vsebina nikoli!
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A woman named Jill stood up during her church's prayer request time one Sunday morning, took the microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared her soul to the enrapt congregation: "I want to tell you about the awful accident that my husband, Jim, has suffered this past month. He was riding his bike, lost control, ran off the highway and hit a tree. He was rushed to the hospital, and could have died, but thank the Lord, all he suffered was a broken scrotum."

The congregation gasped in horror. The men in the congregation were obviously uneasy and writhed in their seats as she continued, "Jim has been in terrible pain all month since the accident. He has trouble breathing. He has trouble swallowing his food. He can hardly lift anything, he's in so much pain, and he has missed work because of it. He can't lift our children up to hold them and give them the personal love that they need. Worst of all, we can no longer cuddle and have intimate relations. He is in constant pain, a pain so terrible that our love life has all but slipped away into oblivion. I would like to ask you all in the congregation to pray for Jim, and pray for us, that his broken scrotum will soon heal and be as good as new."

A dull murmur erupted within the congregation as the full impact of this terrible accident sunk in.

Then, as the murmuring settled down, a lone figure stood up in midst of the congregation, worked his way up to the pulpit, obviously in pain, adjusted the microphone to his liking, then leaned over and said to the congregation: "My name is Jim, and I have only one word for my wife, Jill. That word is: STERNUM!"

2. Kaj pravzaprav nekdo hoče povedati? Kako prepoznaš črnogorskega turističnega delavca?
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Vidju avetinje! = Stigla je nova grupa turista!
Da jebe oca! = Siguran sam da je tako!
Dje ću ti je skuhat ladnu = Žao mi je, ali nemamo ice coffe.
O'š popit nešto? = Da li je gospodjica raspoložena za jedno piće?
Ako ćeš je sam miješat' = Nisam siguran da imamo Neskaffe.
Vidju pederčine! = Ovi mora da su iz Beograda!
Jebaše im oca očinjega!? = Jesi li čuo da su se sinoč naši momci pobili sa dvojicom turista?!
Mo's se jebat! = Žao nam je, ali svi kapaciteti su popunjeni!
Jesi na odmoru, dje si navro? = Vaša porudžbina stiže odmah!

Čukica · Pridružen/-a: 04.11. 2006, 19:20 Prispevkov: 2810

Kaka nazarenska sreča za slovenske može, da smo me drugače vzgojene in so le redke tiste, ki so pripravljene vsem javno razlagat o "scrotum-sternum" težavah svojih mož Angel

Ampak od vseh "nacionalno" obarvanih šal so mi še vedno najbolj pri srcu črnogorske.

Dorje · Pridružen/-a: 14.11. 2006, 10:13 Prispevkov: 4904

mala malca · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 04:56 Prispevkov: 17767

mala malca · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 04:56 Prispevkov: 17767

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