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Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39
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 Objavljeno: 24 Okt 2007 09:23 Naslov sporočila: The Pain Of A Father |
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the FATHER. He
asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor
of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced
before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband
was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure
and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to
feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
husband were ecstatic!
However, when they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch!
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osat
Pridružen/-a: 04.11. 2006, 18:23
Prispevkov: 2108
Kraj: Na toplem
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| Objavljeno: 25 Okt 2007 01:46 Naslov sporočila: |
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Jep, tega poznamo, sam v Slovenij, pr nas na Dolenjskem, je možak na tnal drva sekal..... sosed pa jamrou, bog ga nima rad!
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Čukica
Pridružen/-a: 04.11. 2006, 19:20
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| Objavljeno: 03 Nov 2007 19:43 Naslov sporočila: |
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Kaj ta poštar, ta je vsak dotrpel  , kako je šele trpel Crnogorac.
Nekje med šalami je štorija z "njegovim" porodom, jaz ne najdem. |
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