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Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39 Prispevkov: 824
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Objavljeno: 16 Maj 2009 08:51 Naslov sporočila: različna osvajanja |
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WHITE WOMEN:
First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:
You get to grope her all over and make out a bit.
Third date:
You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date:
You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing
is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date:
you meet her parents.
Second date:
they set the date of the wedding.
Third date:
Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date:
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date:
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date:
She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in
the back of her car.
Second Date:
She's pregnant.
Third Date:
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her
two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his
three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date:
You will have to spend all your money to impress
Second Date:
You take out a loan to keep the image
Third Date :
You are broke, she finds someone wealthier
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date:
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date:
you are shot dead.
No third date!!!
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mala malca

Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 04:56 Prispevkov: 17767
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Objavljeno: 16 Maj 2009 13:36 Naslov sporočila: |
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zo....a irke ,lahinje itd niso bele ženske_?
drgač pa morš bit bolj specifičen....v zadnjem opisu je čutit mal netočnosti...ker v arabsli krščanski družini bi sprejel belga snubca z odprtimi rokami  _________________ Hja,prjatu,če bi ti jaz povedu kako je v Rusiji ,bi bil ti na drugi strani,bi bili naš sovražnik,te sedaj ne bi bilo...
Ivan Maček - Matija |
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Zho

Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39 Prispevkov: 824
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Objavljeno: 16 Maj 2009 14:58 Naslov sporočila: barve |
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mala malca je napisal/a: |
zo....a irke ,lahinje itd niso bele ženske_?
drgač pa morš bit bolj specifičen....v zadnjem opisu je čutit mal netočnosti...ker v arabsli krščanski družini bi sprejel belga snubca z odprtimi rokami  |
Jani,
Prirejanje ni eksaktna, enolična zadeva. Po tvojem komentarju na post se da sklepati, da spadaš med zagrizeno eksaktne "belce", po drugih znakih sodeč, pa te nekateri uvrščajo med "ta-črne". Si eno, ali drugo, ali oboje? V času, ki ga živimo, je tako večdimenzionalnost, kot relativiziranje nekaj normalnega - vključno z nestrinjanjem ...
LP
Zho "normale"
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enzrovt

Pridružen/-a: 18.03. 2008, 20:14 Prispevkov: 4154
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Objavljeno: 16 Maj 2009 15:49 Naslov sporočila: |
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jest bi iml le pripombo na indian chick - tista na sliki mi deliuje bolj west indies kot taprava indijka. |
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Dorje
Pridružen/-a: 14.11. 2006, 10:13 Prispevkov: 4904
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Objavljeno: 16 Maj 2009 17:59 Naslov sporočila: |
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Tisto je indijanka ne indijka. |
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Zho

Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39 Prispevkov: 824
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Objavljeno: 16 Maj 2009 21:17 Naslov sporočila: |
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No ja, morda indijanka res nekoliko odstopa od "western taste-a". Ampak to se da zlahka popraviti...
PS: a je še kdo opazil, da se nam je nepričakovano nekje zgubila naša indijanka Čukca?! |
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mala malca

Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 04:56 Prispevkov: 17767
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Objavljeno: 16 Maj 2009 23:07 Naslov sporočila: Re: barve |
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Zho je napisal/a: |
mala malca je napisal/a: |
zo....a irke ,lahinje itd niso bele ženske_?
drgač pa morš bit bolj specifičen....v zadnjem opisu je čutit mal netočnosti...ker v arabsli krščanski družini bi sprejel belga snubca z odprtimi rokami  |
Jani,
Prirejanje ni eksaktna, enolična zadeva. Po tvojem komentarju na post se da sklepati, da spadaš med zagrizeno eksaktne "belce", po drugih znakih sodeč, pa te nekateri uvrščajo med "ta-črne". Si eno, ali drugo, ali oboje? V času, ki ga živimo, je tako večdimenzionalnost, kot relativiziranje nekaj normalnega - vključno z nestrinjanjem ...
LP
Zho "normale"
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ne samo to...zagrizenost gor dol,kle nima nobene zveze..jz sem belec..jebi ga...tko je pač nanesl..da me zarad tega dejstva na kerga niti nisem imel vpliva marsikdo sovraži..tud nimam kj,jebi ga..ampak irko,lahinjo itd pa bom imel za belko pa da me jebeš...
tačr?ha...moje srce je čisto,nikakor pa ne tolk črno da bi se šel za nekaj več in bolj pametnega kot marsikdo..če se kdo prepozna pa naj se...niti ni tolk črno da bi imel razumevanje morilcev,kaj šele da bi jih častil... _________________ Hja,prjatu,če bi ti jaz povedu kako je v Rusiji ,bi bil ti na drugi strani,bi bili naš sovražnik,te sedaj ne bi bilo...
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enzrovt

Pridružen/-a: 18.03. 2008, 20:14 Prispevkov: 4154
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Objavljeno: 17 Maj 2009 00:46 Naslov sporočila: |
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o podn sej si tak k je bil vcas ferdo, a bos povsod ta drek not vlacu? .. pa dej skulirej se boh te nima rd! |
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mala malca

Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 04:56 Prispevkov: 17767
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Objavljeno: 17 Maj 2009 00:59 Naslov sporočila: |
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enzrovt je napisal/a: |
o podn sej si tak k je bil vcas ferdo, a bos povsod ta drek not vlacu? .. pa dej skulirej se boh te nima rd! |
lubi!!kla ti spet ni všeč?kakšen drek?kak ferdo?gina zmankal? _________________ Hja,prjatu,če bi ti jaz povedu kako je v Rusiji ,bi bil ti na drugi strani,bi bili naš sovražnik,te sedaj ne bi bilo...
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