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Outlaws by Dnevnik
Izobčenci ukinjenega dnevnikovega foruma
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Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39
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Poor young girl!
A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!" And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened". "Fine, go ahead" she sobbed" but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And the husband began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same".
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said:
"Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
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