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Pridružen/-a: 04.11. 2006, 19:20
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Ma kolk cajta nismo rekli ene sočne o seksu. Včasih so me redno pošiljali v seksšope po kak rekvizit, nujen za mojo normalnost, zdej še tega ni več. :)
Kaj je zdej to, a se bomo samo še po pogrebih potikali? |
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Zho
Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39
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| Objavljeno: 26 Nov 2014 12:39 Naslov sporočila: Re: Dva grešnika in ena miza |
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Ma kolk cajta nismo rekli ene sočne o seksu. Včasih so me redno pošiljali v seksšope po kak rekvizit, nujen za mojo normalnost, zdej še tega ni več. :)
Kaj je zdej to, a se bomo samo še po pogrebih potikali? |
Ker zadeve nihče ne komentira, posredujem enega Georgeovega navezano na zadevo:
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
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nobody
Pridružen/-a: 25.11. 2006, 04:55
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Cukica, potreba rodi iznajdljivost ....
Srecno!
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Lost in thought and lost in time - While the seeds of life and the seeds of change were planted
Outside the rain fell dark and slow - While I pondered on this dangerous but irresistible pastime
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Čukica
Pridružen/-a: 04.11. 2006, 19:20
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O, jezus, zdej sem na enem portalu prebrala, kako je končal ta nesrečnik.
Zdej me je seveda sram za ta naslov, ampak je prepozno.
Sicer pa, pozdravljena gospoda Zho in nobody. Je nobody še v Arizoni? |
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nobody
Pridružen/-a: 25.11. 2006, 04:55
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Pozdravljena, Cukica.
Se vedno sem v Arizoni, toplo podnebje mi zelo prija.
Pozdrav v Slovenijo
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Lost in thought and lost in time - While the seeds of life and the seeds of change were planted
Outside the rain fell dark and slow - While I pondered on this dangerous but irresistible pastime
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velikilustrator
Pridružen/-a: 10.01. 2007, 22:21
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