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Outlaws by Dnevnik
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Pridružen/-a: 04.11. 2006, 19:20
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A gold miner was injured at work and had to have his right leg amputated. After the operation he mournfully complained to a fellow miner,
"I suppose I'm fucked now. Who would ever want a one-legged gold digger?"
"Try Paul McCartney," his friend replied. |
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Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39
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| Objavljeno: 24 Jan 2007 09:29 Naslov sporočila: Reševanje problemov s številom nog ... |
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Ta je pa malce krut, upam da ti bo Heather odpustila...
A ko smo že pri številu nog - še tale, a malce manj krut:
Lena was in bed with her lover, Sven, when she heard Ole's key in the door.
"Stay vere you are," she said. "He's so drunk he von't even notice you're in bed widt me."
Sure enough, Ole lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to Lena and said, "Hey, der are six feet in dis bed! Der shud only be four. Vhat's going on?!?"
"Nonsense," said Lena, "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over dere".
Ole climbed out of bed and counted. "Von, too, tree, four. Damn, you're right! |
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Pridružen/-a: 04.11. 2006, 19:20
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| Objavljeno: 24 Jan 2007 15:57 Naslov sporočila: Re: Reševanje problemov s številom nog ... |
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Ta je pa malce krut, upam da ti bo Heather odpustila...
A ko smo že pri številu nog - še tale, a malce manj krut:
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Kazen je prišla takoj, kar ustrašila sem se, ko sem zagledala, da je govora o neki Leni.
 Tako je namreč ime tudi moji pupci. |
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