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Zho · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39 Prispevkov: 824

WHITE WOMEN:

First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:
You get to grope her all over and make out a bit.
Third date:
You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:

First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.

CHINESE WOMEN:

First date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date:
You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing
is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date:
you meet her parents.
Second date:
they set the date of the wedding.
Third date:
Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:

First Date:
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date:
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date:
She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in
the back of her car.
Second Date:
She's pregnant.
Third Date:
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her
two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his
three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date:
You will have to spend all your money to impress
Second Date:
You take out a loan to keep the image
Third Date :
You are broke, she finds someone wealthier

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date:
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date:
you are shot dead.

No third date!!!

white

irish

italian

chinese

indian

black

mexican

jewish

arab

mala malca · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 04:56 Prispevkov: 17767

zo....a irke ,lahinje itd niso bele ženske_? Pray

drgač pa morš bit bolj specifičen....v zadnjem opisu je čutit mal netočnosti...ker v arabsli krščanski družini bi sprejel belga snubca z odprtimi rokami Boo hoo!

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Hja,prjatu,če bi ti jaz povedu kako je v Rusiji ,bi bil ti na drugi strani,bi bili naš sovražnik,te sedaj ne bi bilo...

Ivan Maček - Matija

Zho · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39 Prispevkov: 824

enzrovt · Pridružen/-a: 18.03. 2008, 20:14 Prispevkov: 4154

jest bi iml le pripombo na indian chick - tista na sliki mi deliuje bolj west indies kot taprava indijka.

Dorje · Pridružen/-a: 14.11. 2006, 10:13 Prispevkov: 4904

Tisto je indijanka ne indijka.

Zho · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39 Prispevkov: 824

No ja, morda indijanka res nekoliko odstopa od "western taste-a". Ampak to se da zlahka popraviti...

PS: a je še kdo opazil, da se nam je nepričakovano nekje zgubila naša indijanka Čukca?!

mala malca · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 04:56 Prispevkov: 17767

enzrovt · Pridružen/-a: 18.03. 2008, 20:14 Prispevkov: 4154

o podn sej si tak k je bil vcas ferdo, a bos povsod ta drek not vlacu? .. pa dej skulirej se boh te nima rd!

mala malca · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 04:56 Prispevkov: 17767

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