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Čukica · Pridružen/-a: 04.11. 2006, 19:20 Prispevkov: 2810

Ker opažam, da prav vse, kar pošlje George, ne sodi v "mujo in fata sklop", si bom drznila sem pripopati to anekdoto. Torej:

Na univerzi v Kopenhagnu so študentom fizike zastavili naslednje vprašanje:
'Napišite, kako se izmeri višina nebotičnika s pomočjo barometra.'

Eden od študentov je odgovoril: 'Na barometer privežemo dolgo vrvico in ga spustimo z vrha nebotičnika do tal. Dolžina vrvice plus dolžina barometra ustreza višini nebotičnika.'

Odgovor je izpraševalca tako ogorčil, da je študenta takoj nagnal.
Le-ta pa se je skliceval na svoje pravice in utemeljeval, da je bil odgovor nedvomno pravilen. Univerza je na to imenovala neodvisnega razsodnika, ki bi naj odločil. Ta je presodil, da je bil odgovor v resnici pravilen, vendar pri tem ni bilo zaznati znanja fizike. Da bi problem rešili, so študenta še enkrat poklicali in mu dali šest minut časa, v katerem naj bi ustno odgovoril, ampak tako, da bi bilo v odgovoru mogoče zaznati vsaj minimalno poznavanje osnovnih fizikalnih principov.

Pet minut je študent sedel s sklonjeno glavo, zamišljen, ne da bi kaj rekel.
Razsodnik ga je opomnil, da čas teče, na kar je študent odgovoril, da ima nekaj zelo tehtnih odgovorov, vendar se ne more odločiti, katerega naj uporabi. Ko so mu priporočili, naj pohiti, je odgovoril:
'Prvič lahko nesemo barometer na vrh nebotičnika, ga spustimo čez rob, da pade, in zmerimo čas, ki ga potrebuje za padec do tal.
S formulo H=0,5g x t na kvadrat izračunamo razdaljo oz. višino. Barometer bi bil pri tem žal uničen.

Ali pa, če sije sonce, bi izmerili višino barometra in dolžino njegove sence. Potem bi izmerili še dolžino sence nebotičnika in bi nalogo brez težav rešili s proporcionalno aritmetiko.

Če bi se hoteli iti visoko znanost, bi na barometer privezali kratko vrvico,
ga zanihali najprej na tleh, potem pa še na vrhu. Višina bi ustrezala odmiku gravitacijske vztrajnosti T=2 pi na kvadrat (l/g).

Ali pa, če bi imel nebotičnik zunanje požarne stopnice, bi bilo najbolj preprosto iti po njih, jih izmeriti z dolžinami barometra in zgoraj sešteti.

Če bi pa hoteli dolgočasno pravoverno rešitev, je seveda mogoče barometer uporabiti za merjenje zračnega tlaka na vrhu zgradbe in na tleh, razliko v milibarih pa uporabiti za izračun razlike višinske
razlike.

Ampak ker nas stalno pozivate k urjenju neodvisnosti razuma in k uporabi znanstvenih metod, bi bilo brez dvoma bolj preprosto potrkati na hišnikova vrata in mu reči: 'Če želite luštkan barometer, vam ga podarim, vi mi pa povejte, kako visoka je hiša.'

Kdo je bil ta študent?

Zho · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39 Prispevkov: 824

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Čukica · Pridružen/-a: 04.11. 2006, 19:20 Prispevkov: 2810

Zho · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39 Prispevkov: 824

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the Second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8.) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking Chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask You the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . Having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At any age (added by Zho):

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Zho · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39 Prispevkov: 824

Being drafted after age 65

I'm over 65 and the Armed Forces say I'm too old to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 35 to join the military.) They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.
For starters:
Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds.
Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. If we can't kill the enemy we'll complain them into submission. "My back hurts! I'm hungry! Where's the remote?"
An 18-year-old hasn't had a legal beer yet and you shouldn't go to war until you're at least old enough to drink. The average old guy, on the other hand, has consumed 126,000 gallons of beer, and a jaunt through the desert heat with a beer and an M-60 would do wonders for the old beer belly. (Note there are 24 hours in a day and 24 bottles in a case...another convenient way to measure time!)
An 18-year-old doesn't like to get up before 10 a.m.
Old guys always get up early to pee.
If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we like soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We like them almost better than naps.
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. I can hear the Drill Sgt now, "Get down and give me ... er . one."
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to carry on a conversation, and to wear pants without the top of his butt crack showing and his shorts sticking out. He's hasn't figured out a pierced tongue catches food particles, and a 400-watt speaker in the back seat of a Honda can rupture an eardrum, and a baseball cap has a brim to shade eyes, not the back of his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten cowards who attacked us on September 11. The last thing an enemy would want to see right now is a couple of million old farts with attitudes.

Share this with your senior friends. It's purposely in big type so you & they can read it.

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Zho · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39 Prispevkov: 824

Three Nuns

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"Well, of course I threw them all in the trash."
The second nun said, "Well, yesterday, I was in the father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms."
"Oh my," gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.
"I poked holes in all of them," she replied.

The third nun said, "Oh shit."

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Zho · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39 Prispevkov: 824

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use "Big People' words."

She then asked little Zach what he had done.
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Zach thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride,and said:
"Winnie the SHIT"

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osat · Objavljeno: 23 Dec 2006 16:51 Naslov sporočila: Re: No baby talk!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zho · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39 Prispevkov: 824

Hej pravičnik, a se teb tole zdi objave vreden vic???????

Obog, kam plovemo.....[/quote]

Okusi ljudi so pač različni (kako presentljivo)! Prizadet še kdo?
Nič lažjega kot postaviti countdown na 0!

osat · Objavljeno: 23 Dec 2006 17:23 Naslov sporočila: Re: No baby talk!

Okej, razlož, kako lahko števc frcnemo na nulo?

Bajdevej, resda so okusi različni. Resda so pojmovanja različna, resda so pogledi sila nasprotujoči...
In za premostitev teh drugačnosti smo si izmislili moralne norme.
In vrednost teh norm je samo tolikšna, kolikor smo jih pripravljeni upoštevati.
Etični kodeks?

Vic bi bil, če bi se Zho oblekel v vložke in ne majhen fantek .... kateri niti ne ve, kaj se okrog njega dogaja in se ni oblekel sam....
Naslada ali vic....
Je lahko vic tudi naslada?.....
to je sedaj vprašanje.

Odgovor je v tvoji glavi, ne glede na števec.

Čukica · Pridružen/-a: 04.11. 2006, 19:20 Prispevkov: 2810

marmije · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 18:21 Prispevkov: 7222

--sic transit gloria mundi... x2fu

Zho · Pridružen/-a: 07.11. 2006, 21:39 Prispevkov: 824

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